by Cecil Dylan July 12, 2011
Philosophical ideas or explanations that you make off the fly without any research (usually while impaired), as in when your drinking on the porch.
PERSON 1: I think having a dog makes you a better person because it makes you more pure, like a dog."
PERSON 2: "that's just porch philosophy!"
PERSON 2: "that's just porch philosophy!"
by RoualWe91 May 26, 2015
It's the type of whore that's fully committed to the whore lifestyle, yet can not reap the benefits of being a full blown whore because this whore is not a go-getter. They sell themselves from the porch because they are afraid of risk or anything or they just don't see that they miss out because they're comfortable from the porch. Porch whore needs to ask themwhoreself: " Is it worth being a full blown whore if I don't reap the full whore benefits?"
Patrick: "Look! It's a whore! Do you think I will get laid?"
George: " idk, man. The chances are fifty-fifty, because it's a porch whore ."
Patrick: " That whole should take the bull by the whorns."
George: " idk, man. The chances are fifty-fifty, because it's a porch whore ."
Patrick: " That whole should take the bull by the whorns."
by Bitchmonger January 23, 2016
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by Porch painting November 15, 2016
"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."
by BobSwaggins420 March 16, 2015