Porch Check

Any type of money earned from the front porch.

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by Cecil Dylan July 12, 2011

Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013

Porch Rocker

An elderly woman that partakes in copulation with younger men, mostly in their early twenties.

“You know that 85 year old on Hickory Drive? Heard she fucked Kyle on his first winter break home. What a porch rocker.”

by Skyswagger June 29, 2019

porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey

Man look at that porch turkey

by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.

"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"

"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"

by Unknown '_' March 22, 2016

Porch-lag

a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving

Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.

by C.Hefner March 11, 2010

porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

by GullibleOne October 9, 2020