awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

by awkpel November 09, 2011

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Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 07, 2022

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pelican pick

When a female member of the staff picks their lady parts using a finger pose that resembles a predatory beaked bird.

Did you see Jane at the copier doing the Pelican Pick??!!?!?

by Dickdick84 March 08, 2015

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Pelican Energy

What a women will call a man when he obviously has a big cock. This is usually a term used in grey sweat pants season and for walking buddies.

Corrin: Wow! You have Pelican energy, it’s very on brand.
John: Wow thanks, let’s keep walking.

by Down To View October 24, 2022

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pelican pounder

A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.

"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"

"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."

"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"

by T-jimbo December 10, 2007

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