mexican softside

A garbage bag (typically 30 gallons or more and black in color) used to transport clothing.

Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.

by dendu March 22, 2015

Mexican Sidewalk

A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????

Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.

Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?

Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*

by Dr Thwack March 03, 2019

mexican trashcan

The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.

I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.

by Coco Sean September 17, 2015

Mexican Moses

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 06, 2011

White Mexican

A White Mexican is a Mexican of Predominantly European Descent. Most of their ancestors arrived during the colonial period but a further hundreds of thousands have since then immigrated. The largest European contributor in Mexico are the Spanish, followed by the French and then German/Italians/Greeks/Russians/Polish etc. It is estimated by some sources that 20% of Mexico's population is White.

Guy; Are you Italian?
Girl; No, im Mexican!
Guy; WOW, really?
Girl; Yes!
Guy; I though you were White!
Girl; I am, I am a White Mexican!!!

by Koloffon October 12, 2011

Professional Mexican

Any Black or White person who does the odd jobs most Mexican immigrants do. This could be yard work, light construction or selling items by the roadside. They are often still found in areas through out the American south and parts of California where times are tough.

What! You went to college for 4 years just to end up being a gardener? What did you go to school for? To be a professional Mexican?

by Gundam Hater April 02, 2011

The Mexican Tumbleweed

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.

Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

by Finlonger October 21, 2014