A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.
Maury: "So who do you think the father is?
Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."
Maury: "How is this possible?!"
Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."
Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."
Maury: "How is this possible?!"
Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."
by JayWalkin April 20, 2025
Get the Milk Lotterymug. A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.
Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021
Get the Darwin Lotterymug. Laws lottery was the name earned hundreds of years ago by commoners when the odds were much better for the player
by LordofGrange July 6, 2025
Get the Laws lotterymug. The Pussy lottery" is a slang term that implies finding a desirable romantic partner is like winning a lottery. It suggests that finding someone attractive and compatible is a matter of luck rather than effort or merit.
."I feel incredibly lucky to have found the perfect woman online – she possesses a perfect body, a fantastic sense of humor, incredible intelligence, and an amazing personality. All my friends want to bang her, but she's all mine. What a lucky guy I am. I've hit the jackpot. I've won the pussy lottery.
by Jamie Cheese son of the uni December 31, 2024
Get the the pussy lotterymug. by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023
Get the German lottery machinemug. You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!
winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022
Get the winning the lotterymug. a situation in which someone's access to health services or medical treatment is determined by the area of the country in which they live.
Dave: My grandmother has been on the waiting list for a hip replacement for ages, this woman that lives a street away got it in a month, it’s a Postcode Lottery
by TheAnonymousVigilante November 21, 2023
Get the postcode lotterymug.