Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation
"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018
Get the Gronkmug. why is this so gronked
by the most gronked January 28, 2025
Get the gronkedmug. When some is so stupid you call them a gronk.
It’s an Australian slang and it means you are a max level stooge
It’s an Australian slang and it means you are a max level stooge
by FudaTinkle June 3, 2018
Get the Gronkmug. sigh
1 Level 5 Gyatt: Big ass
2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing
3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:
A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"
B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers
C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and
convinced him to commit to LSU
4 Ice Spice: Female rapper
5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,
suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase
6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:
A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,
sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King
B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things
7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio
8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber
who shouted it during his training in a video
9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name
for the bodybuilding lifestyle
10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy
11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"
like an alpha of a wolf pack
12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,
lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist
13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"
in his rap song replying to haters
14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops
1 Level 5 Gyatt: Big ass
2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing
3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:
A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"
B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers
C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and
convinced him to commit to LSU
4 Ice Spice: Female rapper
5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,
suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase
6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:
A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,
sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King
B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things
7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio
8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber
who shouted it during his training in a video
9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name
for the bodybuilding lifestyle
10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy
11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"
like an alpha of a wolf pack
12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,
lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist
13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"
in his rap song replying to haters
14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops
A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
B: what the fuck, take your medication
B: what the fuck, take your medication
by maga :3 January 2, 2024
Get the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug. Verb. To destroy a malfunctioning electronic device by violently slamming it into the ground in a manner similar to the way New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dropped a football when he scores a touchdown.
by JoeBlake420 December 11, 2018
Get the Gronkmug. A term used to describe an absolute waster, an idiot acting like a total mong or simply an individual that's been on the dank substance.
Mate 1: so where did James go last night?
Mate 2: oh he got smashed off 3WKD's and went home the total gronk.
Mate 2: oh he got smashed off 3WKD's and went home the total gronk.
by Urban_$am32 April 3, 2016
Get the Gronkmug. 