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Gym Therapy

The act of calming down by going to the gym and getting huge.
Ben: I wanna do some backflips, I wanna go ran a marathon.

Chris: You need some gym therapy.
by dreadman11 June 10, 2011
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Gym Floor

Definition: Flat and crusty, known as Jeays Matz
Some asshole: Have you seen Gym Floor today?

Another asshole: No i haven't yet..
by FBMS May 13, 2019
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gym camper

pokemon player who camps at gyms and takes over them when someone else defeats it.
this dude keeps taking over the gym every time i defeat it. he's such a gym camper!
by Apocalypse 2099 September 7, 2016
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Gym Kardashian

A big-butted, strong woman who attends the gym in full makeup including fake lashes and heavy contouring.
Today at the gym I saw several Gym Kardashians working their glutes on the machines without smudging a stroke of mascara.
by HButt66 December 1, 2019
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Gym Meet

An NDP tradition that’s almost a century old (and also copied by every other private girls school in MD in some way) where the four classes compete against each other for the coveted silver cup and march, song, aerobics, and dance plaques. Seniors typically win because of experience unless your grade is unbelievably good (1985 and 2019 won as juniors). Nobody does school work or talks about anything else for the whole first week of March and it causes MAJOR drama (but let’s be honest, the petty girls are just mad they suck)
ndp girl: WHEN are you getting a spray tan for gym meet???

ndp girl #2: I wanted to go before mini meet but I know Aruba will be packed
by girl_powr March 13, 2019
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Gym weirdo

Someone you see every time you're at the gym doing weird shit.

1. Doing exercises that you don't know what the hell it's for or what it does for them.

2. Making strange and disruptive noises, dropping weights, loud grunting and slapping their feet running on the treadmill.
3. Wearing strange attire not fit for the gym. Hawaiian print shorts, MC Hammer style muscle pants (was ok for the 1980's). Dudes wearing tights( a la leggings). Wearing head to toe sweats with headband, hoodie and wrist bands.
Everytime I'm at the gym it never fails to see a gym weirdo doing strange shit.
by cpetkunas February 17, 2019
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Frosty gym

Is where you shit into a mould freeze it and use it as a dildo
Man kinky leela loves getting a frosty gym
by Big Kirby January 19, 2021
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