midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

hanging danglers

Little balls of poop hanging from your ass hair.

As Mike scratched his ass his fingernail picked up hanging danglers.

by IceBlue112 March 15, 2014

Nebraskan Dangler

The action in which one whips out their mega long dong shmeater and wraps it around another’s neck and proceeds to hang them for their erect meat

Where is Sheryl

Oh I heard Tom gave her a Nebraskan Dangler

by Goofiestofgoobers69 April 18, 2022

Hangin Dangler

A Hangin Dangler occurs when an injury occurs to a long bone. A long bone is a bone that is longer than its width. When the long bone is fractured or shattered and an individual undergoes movement on that long bone and the outter extremity past the fracture hangs or dangles down thus making a hangin dangler.

I was walking to class and I saw this guy get mantulo-ed on his bike and he had a nasty hangin dangler!

by YoungKebbles September 15, 2010

Wyatt Dangler

When your wife snorts your excessive large skin tag through her nose, pulling it out your mouth.

It turns me on so much when my wife does the Wyatt Dangler on me.

by DroptheFlag June 26, 2024

Dick Dangler

A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.

That bitch is a professional dick dangler.

How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.

by Pants Pisser October 17, 2022

Dirty-Dangler

• A males unwashed genitals

• Dirty genitals of a male

• Unclean low hanging genitalia of a male

Ted - Hey Jerry! Have you seen Martin ?

Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.

Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...

Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?

Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler

by CheizKake May 13, 2022