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Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.
*tim calls into work*

I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.
by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021
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Coronavirus

Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.
Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Coronavirus

A virus created by the Chinese that will send everyone into quarantine for many months and will change the way we live for many months after it is gone. Many people will be upset with the fact that you must wear a mask in public and in stores. Millions will die by the time it’s over. A vaccine will be created however and the second time it hits, it will be less intense.
Wear a mask in public, you don’t want to catch the coronavirus.
by kden.co July 7, 2020
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Coronavirus

Just a beer that is very deadly
Coronavirus is a family of viruses that can cause respiratory illnesses such as the common cold, severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) and Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS).
by @jozieday101 January 27, 2021
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Coronavirus

The Virus that started in Wuhan, China in 2019, and made it's way to America in 2020.
Serena: Eisac what was 2020 like?
Eisac: The Year of Coronavirus.
by OYStookyMan87 November 2, 2020
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Coronavirus

Verb. To Coronavirus someone

To release pent up anger from dealing with all of this pandemic crap upon the first little bitch who pisses you off. Usually in the form of a slap.
Did you see that guy cut me off in traffic? He’s about to get coronavirus’d in the face!
by PineappleOnPizza123 July 15, 2020
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Coronavirus

Dang coronavirus is for real
by Thatgirlyoudontneedtoknow November 22, 2020
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