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Misha Collins

1. dangerous mentality.

2. all-around awesome guy.

3. Overlord.
1. Misha Collins is not the kind of person you'd wanna provoke in a prank war.

2. See Twitter Account

3. Minions unite!
by chriswinchester109 March 17, 2012
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Susan Collins

A Tom Collins drink spiked with roofies. A date rape drink to give to a person so that they are unconscious when raped. See also Bill Cosby drink.
The lady will have a Susan Collins. She isn't receptive to my advances. But with this date rape drink I won't need her consent.
by Brett_Kavanagh October 5, 2018
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Susan Collins

1. A term used to describe a woman who trusts an irate, lying, paranoid drunk over a competent, collected woman.
2. A politician who acts as though she is a moderate feminist, but is a master-mind behind the war on women.
3. The act of pretending to care and listen to survivors of sexual assault, but afterwards claiming the survivors were bullies.
4. A politician who delivers a speech that speaks down to every person who ever experienced or believed someone who was a victim of sexual assault.
5. A hypocrite.
Angela pulled a Susan Collins when she told Brandon that Amy was a bully for telling her she was raped last weekend.
That governor is a real Susan Collins for saying she supports women while restricting their access to birth control.

I would say I'm more of a Susan Collins in that I find angry powerful men incredibly compelling.
by Bart Kavanaugh October 6, 2018
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mr collins

a bald cunt who likes to sing to his darling all day , a mr Collins is a retard at his job and everything in life
you run like such a mr Collins

your such a mr collins
by steven maynardsteven maynard February 6, 2018
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Jason Collins

A no talent former NBA player who got a phone call from the president after announcing his homosexuality. Also dated a girl for nearly 7 years and dumped her on the day of the engagement.(after possibly infecting her with hiv)
That Jason Collins probably got AIDs from his gay lifestyle

I wonder why he suddenly came out of the closet AFTER he got kicked out of the NBA for his poor performance?
by Not Another 1 August 26, 2013
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Jay Collins

A name you shout out in moments of euphoria. Also a Mythological God know the World Around, touting from the 805.
The other day I took such a glorious shit that I couldn't help but shout-out "Jay Collins"!
by worldfamous805 June 27, 2018
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Coach Collins

The coachiest coach you will ever seen and is a history teacher... shockingly. Asks his students for various life advice as if we don't live with our parents.

His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.

Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.

He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.

He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.

Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.

Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.

For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...

10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.
Yo bro I didn't go to Coach Collins class today what did I miss?

Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.

Any fun stories about his daughter?

Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.

That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*
by Just me bro. You know me. March 14, 2023
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