Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

donkey blessed

Having a large penis.

Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"

by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014

Blessing shoot

A ritual in which four people must stand in a circle and shoot and then they all receive the best salmon from the nearest freshwater lake.

The four teenagers were hungry so they performed blessing shoot and received the highest quality salmon

by Ultimate DPS prophet September 4, 2019

blessing the sink

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.

Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.

by !JayAm! March 3, 2018

Swag Bless

One word prayer said when you are thankful for someone else's swagger.

She turned around in that beautiful black dress and I had no choice but to swag bless. Then Alex threw up all over her shoes but she was cool with it cause it was food poisoning.

by mambo-p April 21, 2016

blessed dome

Sucking someone off. Blow job

"Ah shit dude! She gives blessed dome!"

by FlowersOnMyHat August 23, 2016

Sound and Blessed

when you are high on drugs and people look at you and laugh at you.

"haha mike just got back and he's looking pretty sound and blessed."

by alex brooked December 26, 2016