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drug test

I have to go take a drug test because the man is bringing me down.
by cmagill September 21, 2009
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Tessa

Tessa is a girl that is sometimes shy, but once you get to know her she is a fun time. She always is in a good mood and sometimes likes to show off, but that's her personality. Tessa is someone who likes to eat a lot, but doesn't gain a thing. When she likes someone she let's that person know it and doesn't give up on them. If you've known Tessa for a long time and are really close to her, never let her go. The best thing to do is ASK HER OUT. She is nice, funny, caring, amazing, unique, beautiful and you would be lucky to have her in your life. Matches best for a Tessa is a Rob, Matt, Nick, Anthony, or Max.
Mike- "Dude, are you dating that Tessa girl?"
Nick- "Yeah man, she's the best thing ever."
Mike- "I wish I had something like that, you lucky bastard."

Nick- "She's one of a kind."
by santaaaaclaus2 August 6, 2011
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tesseract

The four-dimensional equivalent of a cube.
A person using a tesseract in three-dimensional space would be equivalent to a person using three dimensions to move through a two-dimensional universe. The laws of physics would still apply, but only on the two-dimensional scale.
by ds_k7 May 3, 2006
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Bechdel Test

A test for movies. In order to "pass" a movie must have

1) At least two named female characters who

2) talk to each other about

3) something other than a man

It's meant to point out how women aren't really seen a central points to the action, and even in scenes between two or more women the object of their discussion is usually the male character at the center of the film.

Movies that "fail" the Bechdel test are usually said to do so because male executives don't believe that movie-going audiences would watch a movie about a woman/women, despite recent evidence to the contrary (Juno, Terminator w/ Sarah Connor, etc).
In the movie Juno, the title character and her friend have many conversations via burgerphone about everything from Taco Bell to babies. That movie passes the Bechdel test.
by AutumnDevi May 9, 2009
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beep test

Spawned in the depths of hell, it is a physical exercise which is tailored to humilliate and exhaust gym students. Especially the fat ones.
Did you see that fatso do the beep test? Jiggle jiggle...
by Doctor Gorby May 22, 2007
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Tessah

A young lady with manners, and respects others. She is beautiful and very funny. Tessah brings a smile to others and always has your back. She is a Christian and has her own style. She is biracial and is very dramatic.
You are such a Tessah today, Beth.
by ilyisim May 20, 2015
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test fart

Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.
Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.
by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005
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