Testicle Eyes

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.

Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.

by Ekaven April 13, 2010

testicle

Are you fucking kidding me? I can't believe you have to look up the definition of testicle.

Dude, seriously? Looking up "testicle?" Go back to middle school and re-take health class.

by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010

testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.

Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .

by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008

testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts

Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.

by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009

Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005

testi pop

a short voice blow out when someone is talking so their voice goes high then low. usually happens when someone is goin through puberty. refers to when someone is hity in the nuts their voice goes high

testi popper: hey *testi pop* what r u doin on the weekend?
Person: Man u hav so many testi pops

by jubjub2105 November 29, 2007

Testicuffs

A fight between two drunken people that at first looks promising but turns out to be 'bollocks.'

"He started on that chav but they were so drunk that it turned into testicuffs"

by Sound Bored May 20, 2010