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pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.
We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.
by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009
mugGet the pass testiclesmug.

armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)
I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!
by Foxygrrl1214 May 16, 2005
mugGet the armpit testiclesmug.

Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.
Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'
by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011
mugGet the Metaphorical Testiclesmug.

Testicle-demiglaze

The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex
the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.
by macdad March 31, 2003
mugGet the Testicle-demiglazemug.

testicle paint

I filled my cum bucket with testicle paint
by James Hendry August 21, 2003
mugGet the testicle paintmug.

Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.
Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!
by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016
mugGet the Testicle Tuesdaymug.

testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.
Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.
by TheMonger September 29, 2006
mugGet the testicle punchmug.

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