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intelligent person: look at you ya whore, couldn't keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say
Teen Mom by C.J Johnson December 7, 2010

teen girl squad

An awesome comic made up in a Strong Bad e-mail. As of now, there are three comics, and the characters are Cheerleader, So-and-So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One.
So-and-So in Teen Girl Squad says, "I am totally crushing."
teen girl squad by Aimee June 10, 2003

teen preteen orgy

A orgy that teen have that they get preteens to come to and the more the better so they can all have sex together.
Lets have a teen preteen orgy.

teen girl squad

The best cartoon ever. Main protagonists consist of cheerleader, so-and-so, pity friend, and the ugly one. Key phrases include "Girls, how are you looking?" "So Good!" And "I have a crush on every boy." (Attributable to the ugly one.)
"You must be girls." "I think I have a chance with this guy." "Let's date." "I'm down."
teen girl squad by lovetozeen March 7, 2003

Teen-Wolf 

The rumbling felt in the stomach after drinking; before one has to use the bathroom. Similar to the transformation noise in the 80's hit movie Teen Wolf.
Shawn woke up next to a skaliwag with a headache, a reason to get tested, and one mean Teen-Wolf.
Teen-Wolf by Cory January 22, 2005

teen code 

The secret code that only noob teens know and use. Used while chatting, it can be the savior of the teen in question to keep their parents from finding out how much of a skank they are. Always used to subtley tell the other person to change the subject.
9/99 Teen Code - Fredrick:I luv Mary's tits.
Augustus: 9!
Fredrick: Nice day at school, wasnt it mate?
Augustus: 99.
Parent Over Shoulder Teen Code (pos) - Georgia: Steve ate me out but i had a yeast infection.
Martha: oh crap pos
Georgia: We should make cookies next time we sleep over!
Martha: Okay she left. Did he have dough on his lip afterwords?
QQ Teen Code (quiet, q?) - Bert: dude, we should totally smoke reefer tomorrow.
Ernie: qq i love to read books.
Bert: Ya, me too. Harry Potter is so great.
eep Teen Code (emergency eavesdroping parent) - Samantha: Im pregnant! Emanuel: eep! I hate homework!
etc.
teen code by Bludshawt May 30, 2008