Tesla

What happens when you combine overconfidence and daddy’s money

Did you hear about that EV that exploded?
Lemme guess, Tesla?
Yep

by Cryo311 March 21, 2023

Tesla-tosterone

Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”

She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.

by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025

The Tesla coil

Butt chugging a natty from a beer bong while doing a keg stand. Term coined by critikal on Twitter.

Me and the boys finally did the Tesla coil on the weekend.

by Levisthelevis March 29, 2019

Tesla

An apparatus that is slid over a penis to make it look bigger.

Oh great another Tesla, yeah did you see the dick inside?

by Anonymous Painter March 12, 2025

tesla

that stupid fucking white women who think they're "saving the environment"

god damned white woman driving a gay ass tesla

by Djkeagen April 17, 2023

FIREY TESLA CRASH

Something you never see BUTT REALLY FEEL.

This is a brutal HOMOSEXUAL ACT where the one getting ASSHOLE FUCKED is being FIGGED with TACO BELL FIREY SAUCE and the act involves YOURS DICK running into a lot of SOLID FECES which all sums to a FIREY TESLA CRASH and the PAIN is unbearable BUT BUTT SAFE.

by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 5, 2021

Tesla Coiling

When a girl has a horshoe piercing in her vagina, and you connect a d-battery to it then proceed to have intercourse, electrocuting your genitals.

“Hey Trevor what was it like when you and your girl were Tesla coiling?”
“It was electrifying”

by Teslacoiler February 9, 2025