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Sirius XM

Some wack music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or TIDAL.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024
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Sirius XM

Some worthless music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Obv troll is obvious March 9, 2024
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Sirius

The most annoying Starr in Brawl Stars. Usually, the best counters are something that can shut up this stupid little magician like Otis or Frank.
Sirius: I AM HERE TO TAKE BACK MY PARK!
The 10398493023 brawlers which can one-shot him or stun him: no lol
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sirius

ts so sirius
by mrbeast539275 September 5, 2025
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The Sirius-X10 Doomsday

The Sirius-X10 Doomsday was a major event that took place in the Rex:Reincarnated community and more, it effected the entire layer of void and caused mass chaos for several minutes.
Hey dude remember the Sirius-X10 Doomsday?
Did you get nuked by the Sirius-X10 Doomsday?
Remember when Sirius-X10 nuked void layer causing the Sirius-X10 doomsday in void layer?
by BoctheClabberGasher June 22, 2025
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A dirty Syrus

Someone who sticks their finger up their ass while ejaculating, non stop to furry gooner porn. However when in need of breaks such as food, water, and or bathroom they attach a vr device to always stay close.
I met a dirty syrus yesterday and let’s just say, I.. can never.. go back.
by UnclesDirtyToes November 7, 2025
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SURELY you can't be Sirius

What you'd say when opening your exorbitant satellite-radio bill.
NINETY-NINE bucks for a car-entertainment-audio subscription?! SURELY you can't be Sirius!
I **am** "Sirius", and don't call me "Shirley". :P
(Actually, SiriusXM is fairly cheap per month; the $99.00 amount is for a three-year subscription.)
by QuacksO March 23, 2026
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