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restroom surgeon

An employee who, after having gone to the bathroom, washes, scrubs, and dries their hands for several minutes to avoid going back to their job function.
Holy shit, I was just in the bathroom at the same time as Paul. That restroom surgeon looks like he's trying to turn hand washing into a new career.
by SkottyB August 25, 2013
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tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.
I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter
by thetruthsayer June 11, 2015
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Dental Surgery

Instant dental work to some mouthy fucker who has got (in a roundabout way) what he was asking for.
"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"
by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017
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Hallan surger

A very skinny individual who has a fetish for large girls
she would have hallan surger for breakfast
by Hallan surger August 16, 2018
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Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.
Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
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power surge

A power surge is a fast yet short duration of electrical transients in current, voltage or transferred energy that happens in an electrical circuit.Typically a power surge is caused by an oversupply in voltage either from the power company or from various external sources, although an oversupply of current is also possible; either way it affects the overall power moving through the electrical lines, hence the term power surge.
Barry lost most of his appliances in the power surge last night
by KPDON July 7, 2020
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Trench Surgery

Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.

Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”

Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
by BoiBoi747 March 23, 2021
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