Superstraight

A sexual orientation where people only choose to sleep with people of the opposite biological sex.

Sorry, you are a biological man who dresses like a woman. I only sleep with biological woman because I am superstraight gendered.

by smythespeaks March 10, 2021

Supermariofecta

Scoring 5 goals in a National Hockey League game.

The sobriquet honours the greatest hockey player of all time, "Super Mario" Lemieux who scored 5 goals in a game four times during his peerless career.

Adapted from horse racing where a feature bet predicting the finish of the first 2 horses is called an exacta; the first 3 horses, a trifecta; the first 4 horses, a superfecta.

Marian Gaborik of Minnesota was the last man to score a Supermariofecta, on Dec. 20, 2007 vs. New York Rangers. As a penalty for their ineptitude, the Rangers had to pay him $37.5MM over 5 years.

by PenguinsApril November 12, 2010

stupertard

a very dumb half tard

damn Eric Bowers sure is a fucking stupertard.

by Eric is a homo May 23, 2003

superstancial

1. a conversation that has meaning or value of a substancial kind. comunicating with another being with value and intent, of conversation; but can refer to other forms of communication: a: art, b: alphabet, c: body langauge, and d: mathmatics, e: environment, f: symbolism.
2. Having importance beyond the actual moment of realization, a positive or negative potential energy, distributed beyond the original source.

1. We speak and are spoken to, but when something is of value that supercedes an equal communcation it is superstancial.

by Elan Miashon Dickerson June 19, 2006

Superstraight

A stupid "sexuality" that transphobes came up with that means they only like people that were born a girl.

"im superstraight. I only like people that were born with a vagina"
"so........ u like trans men?"

by todoroki's bussy juices March 10, 2021

superstraight

a fake sexuality for insecure transphobic pigs. this “sexuality” is based only on hate and mockery. it is transphobic and homophobic.

guy 1: i’m superstraight
guy 2: no you’re just transphobic

by sanehumanbeing March 8, 2021

SuperStraight

A transphobic joke started on Tiktok.com aimed to exclude trans people. The flag is the grindr colors because they’re secretly gay and trying to hide it

Man 1: Shes cute.
Man 2: Thats my trans friend Lisa
Man 1: Oh nevermind i’m super SuperStraight and SuperSingle

by deaddog March 7, 2021