Suicide

Man's way of telling God "You can't fire me, I quit"!

I once tried to commit suicide by hanging myself using a bungee cord. I kept on almost dying. I told my psychiatrist I was having suicidal thoughts, he told me from now on I had to pay in advance - Rodney Dangerfeild

by Supreme Leader of Fucking April 30, 2020

Suicide

Feeling the need to hurt yourself.

Therapist:Are you feeling suicidal?
Jay:Not actively...
Therapist:Please explain.
Jay:Well, I don’t think i have the courage to actually commit suicide. But if i were to be crossing the street and a car was coming right at me, i don’t think i would move.

by WolfGamerGirl33 April 10, 2019

Suicide

It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong once you are dead.

If you commit suicide nothing will matter anymore.

by semen_pants November 28, 2007

Suicided

An act of assassination as to make the victim appear to have committed suicide.

We have been told that the investigator looking into Barrack Obama, and Eric Holders crimes has committed suicide, along with the medical examiner. However we all know that they were Suicided.

Peter W. Smith was suicided recently, another body count to the mysterious Clinton death count.

by Berserk 1982 July 14, 2017

Suicide

A way of saying f*ck life! And f*ck you all!

Well, time to commit suicide

by CrazyDertu22 February 24, 2018

Suicide

The quickest way to answer life's biggest question

God? Heaven? Hell? Reincarnation?
Unless my memories getting erased after, it's time to have suicide and find out!

by EdemaOmega September 25, 2005

Suiciders

Bad apple cider can kill.

Bum deal bro, George was killed by suiciders!

by gerrrg January 29, 2008