scuttering

The random, impulsive acts and movements of a person who is so high on methamphetamine that they no longer care about anyone or anything happening around them.

Look at that dude, he's so high he doesn't realize he's scuttering right in front of those cops!

by Myowngod November 6, 2017

sluttering

when you are walking in a parking lot with a coca cola slurpee from 7/11 and you drop it and it spills and you slip on it.

bonus slutter if you were also holding a friends slurpee and you drop that as well

super slutter if you slip in 7/11's parking lot

rebecca: dude are you alright
jimmy: yeah i just sluttering briefly behind the mcdonalds over there. dont worry, im fine

by dolphin_mother April 19, 2018

Sluttering

The equivalent of sexting prior to texting.

Mrs. Smith and Mr. Jones have been sluttering over the past few months..
Circa 1960

by Kspenst November 30, 2017

stutternut

when you stutter when you nut

don’t you hate it when all your friends are stinkynuts and you’re just a stutternut?

by stutternut August 10, 2018

Stutter

When your mouth trips on words

Mike: Wayne can’t stop stuttering
——
Wayne: My name is W-W-Wayne W-W-Weare

by togayto.function June 5, 2019

stutter boy

A neek called Ben foster who has a fat stutter but always Denys it his friends constantly remind him of it but he gets sensitive about it

Your such a stutter boy

by Robert 6968 December 22, 2019

"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020