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stripper bumps

the grosteque lone erruption found on an otherwise attractive ass
At the club Friday night, Leroy was aroused and somewhat sickened to see the rather large stripper bump oozing on pole sliders ass.
by Dmunsey November 3, 2003
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show stopper

First there was the shocker. (2 in pink. 1 in stink)
Then there was the spocker. (Vulcan Perve Pinch)

But ultimately it has come to an end with the "Show Stopper".

Similer to the other two, the 'show stopper' is a sexual maneuver made on the female of the Homo sapien sapien species by either a male or female of the same species (or possibly other primate). The maneuver is executed by the giver placing his/her index finger into the receiver's vagina and the other three fingers of that hand (middle, ring and pinky) into their anus. The end result, to say the least, makes the fat lady sing.
"The "Shocker" was pleasant, and the "Spocker" nearly got me there... but the 'Show Stopper" was the end-all be-all of manual simultaneous vaginal/anal stimulation. Let's just say that it 'closed the curtains' on my night. That is... after the encore" Christa S.

"'Rectum? I hardly knew 'em!" Paul H.

"A word of advice... don't forget to clean very well under you fingernails before eating a tuna sanwich." The Guy.

"It is only one finger from anal fisting.. and that's a good thing." Bill N.
by Gnrz May 16, 2006
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Strapper

Loser, scrub, not cool, busted, dumb ass, u can use it to desribe anyone not up to your standards
This guy? What a strapper

Yea, hes a real strap
by Jenny February 9, 2005
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strippery

having to do with or reminiscent of a stripper
dam babe!, your glitter and perfume is pretty strippery.
by bsfapf February 20, 2009
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Cherry Popper Stopper

Girl Version of a cockblock or when your stopped when trying to loose your virginity
by Genius0001 August 15, 2011
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stripper stamp

The over played tatoo on the lower back right above the ass.
She's nice but did you see the stripper stamp when her shirt hiked up her back after bending over, it just makes me wonder where she works after hours. "Go ahead try giving her a dollar to see what see does."
by R.L. Allen January 4, 2007
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Strippertution

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009
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