bumper sticker rape

When your friend sends you an outrageous amount of bumper stickers on facebook

Dude, why did you bumper sticker rape me? I don't want 200 stickers on my wall

by Stankylegg March 30, 2009

keep the stickers

Go fuck yourself.

Usually said when something goes awry.

This is the last time we will ever meet, bitch. Keep the stickers.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

sticker

a term to describe a needle used for drug use.

"Yo, Dan is pissed, he says you forgot to leave him a sticker"

by scottydyall September 21, 2007

Sticker Ninja

An adolescent thief who steals the stickers out of magazines in bookstores. Doing so is often a form of training for future professional shoplifters.

"My Sticker Ninja skills are far superior to yours, everything I own is covered with meaningless stickers!"

"Dude, did you see that Sticker Ninja? He totally just tore a page out!"

by smokeycut December 26, 2008

lemony*snickert

A person who pretends to have a family, but doesn't; who claims to have a job but doesn't; who claims to be nice, but isn't; who claims to have a life, but doesn't.lemony*snickert

All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.

Ignore that poster, they never have anything of value to say, they are just a lemony*snickert.

by Reg Dwight September 7, 2003

Shit sticker

After whiping your ass after a massive shit, you throw the shit stained toilet paper straight up, hitting the ceiling. It will cling to the ceiling for a while depending on the binding power of your poo. You can also toss make shit stickers on the stall wall as well.

I went in to use the bathroom at the truck stop, and a shit sticker fell on my head!

by C. Feldman December 31, 2010

sticker shock delay

When you realize, at the end of January, that the Christmas gifts you received were not genuine Dolce and Gabbana (D&G) they were Dollar General (DG). The stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you've been punked!

Kelli- Damn Momma', all that stuff you got me for Christmas was from Dollar General not Dolce and Gabbana!
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.

by mimimmmmmm January 31, 2010