Stranger and a Friend

When someone sits on their hand until it goes numb, while masturbating with the other hand. While masturbating with the hand that is already numb, the person sits on their opposite hand, so that they never have to spank the monkey with a fully-functioning extremity.

Dude. Every time I tried pulling the Stranger on myself, the feeling would come back. I ended up trying the Stranger and a Friend. It solved my little problem.

by WednesdayOnly November 11, 2009

Eskimo Stranger

When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extra points for wearing a fur cuff on your wrist.

I gave myself an Eskimo Stranger last night, and it felt just like a wild night in the arctic.

by Mynah January 2, 2009

Straggler

The final piece of poop

Sometimes I have to rock back and forth on the toilet to get the straggler to let go

by doo-dooButt June 18, 2018

Stranger Homosexus

When a man sits on his own penis until it becomes numb and then masturbates. When a man positions himself correctly, he can cut off the circulation of blood to his own penis. When he masturbates or touches the temporarily dead penis, it feels like he is touching the penis of another man. This is, in theory, the opposite of a traditional stranger.

Every since Dave became gay, he has really been in to that stranger homosexus stuff.

by Dr. Skip Forbes April 16, 2008

The Stranger

'The Stranger' is a masturbation technique which the user commences by sitting on their hands until they go numb and as a result cannot feel through their hands when they masturbate.

I employed 'The Stranger' last night for the first time.

by Pessimessed September 29, 2005

stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself

by arlie September 6, 2004

stranger in the dark

When one sits on ones hand until it is numb then proceeds to masturbate. This is referred to as "THE STRANGER IN THE DARK", because the hand does not feel like your own.

Last night I got bored with traditional masturbation, so I decided to play a lively game of STRANGER IN THE DARK!

by The Flying Dutchmen September 23, 2013