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me: hey, dad can you give me a lift to the party?
dad: get stretched!
by yoloswaggins1471 January 20, 2017
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Stretch Nuts

1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.
"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"

All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.

"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"

"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."

"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."

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'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;

The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle February 4, 2012
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money stretch

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.
Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.
by Homeless Dave September 2, 2005
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stretcher

A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
Remind me never to eat Branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i'd been fingered by an elephant!
by mrbruceman March 15, 2009
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cum stretch

That pain u get when ur cum sticks to ur skin and slowly peels off as the day goes by....
I did not wipe the cum off of my dick so i got a cum stretch all day...
by SGN FATAL1TY 23 September 10, 2007
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stretching

Another word of masturbation or rubbing one out. It means to pull and push a guy's penis which simulates the act of stretching until it gets really long and bursts.
Did you hear the news: Big O after seeing a new vid on tranny stars Big O is going on a long stretch today.

Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away
by Captain Wanker April 4, 2015
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Stretched-Out

MEDICAL CONDITION
NOUN
derogatory

1. Found in and most common to an orifice that has been penetrated repeatedly. Most people who are repeatedly penetrated can suffer this condition.

2. A female or male who is on the receiving end of numerous sexual penetrations.
3. A vagina after child birth.
4..Used to refer to a slut, nymphomaniac or person of low moral fiber with an inability to refuse sexual advances.

synonyms: promiscuous woman · prostitute · whore · floozy · tramp · hooker my ex
Your momma is so "stretched-out" sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Dion is so "stretched out" after last night's party. His butt reminds me of fucking a muddy hole.
by Sataan March 9, 2018
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