squishy fishy

A really fat, smelly vagina.

Dude: How was she?

Brosif: Dude, she sucked. My fingers smell.

Dude: Eww.. hella squishy fishy.

by Kizy January 12, 2009

Squishy Hippo

A "Squishy Hippo" is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a bitch who may be hot but is a slutwhore or a player with a really wide vagina.

"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.

Friend: I'll see you later, Gurl.
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.

Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!

by Shadioactive I.N.C. August 16, 2012

Squishy Pits

A name for a girl who sits with her friends at a camp fire making weird noises and randomly yelling out URGES! or THREE TIMES!
Can be done by many people at once. The person to start this is then dubbed Squishy Pits and you have to choose 2 other people to be named Urges and Three Times.

"Omg... look at him... thats giving my urges... which give you "SQUISHY PITS!" Woah woah!Lets not go Three Times!"

by xxlyddxx April 14, 2009

Squishy Fishy

The best gamer/hacker in the world. Known for dominating games of splix.io. you will often see him in first place

dang Squishy Fishy is still in first place!

by The Real SquishyFishy March 14, 2017

Squishy Pants

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

by Squisher December 14, 2008

squishy banana

When your penis is exceptionally flaccid.

"My Morningwood turned into a squishy banana after I took a pee."

by Cum Pump January 19, 2016

Squishy Love

The act of self masturbation (generally by females) upon sight of their sexual partner to the point of extreme moisture in the vaginal area. The name Squishy Love comes from the audible sound created during the act.

Jill's boyfriend returns home. Jill see's him, leads him to the bedroom where she then masturbates furiously, creating the aformentioned 'Squsihy' noise.
The boyfriend tell's his friends what happened and could only describe the act as Squishy Love.

by KaX January 6, 2008