squirligeadore

A mythozoological creature that is half squirrel, half lion, half tiger, half labrador, which would make it an improper fraction. Although clumsy, it is quite graceful. The squirligeadore has baffled mythozoo-ologists because it only exists if you don't believe it exists, but if you do believe it exists, it doesn't exist.

That squirligeadore used his magical powers to save the world.

by KevanlaFresh April 1, 2009

Squishing The Muffin

Holding hands

Guy: We were totally squishing the muffin!

by Timmy Tim Thomas February 22, 2011

Squirmin Worries Theory

The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no

Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf

Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever

by The wise Oracle May 26, 2011

Squaring

Pooping to the power of two

Me: ALEX! Where were you? I was waiting for you.
Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring

Alex: my stomach hurt a little after all that food 🤷 ♂️

by Bobby 😂 February 12, 2020

The Slurping

The end of lunch when that one Chinese kid starts slurping up the rest of his lunch including all the dog meat, eyeballs, organs, and bones.

“Did you see the slurping when xiungli slurped all those dog guts up during lunch that was disgusting”

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

slurping cox

Also known as "Cockethy." A slurping cox is a person who licks sweetcorn directly off a penis.

"Hi there Ed, fancy a bit of slurping cox, oh and you too Malik"

by Brim March 31, 2005

squishings

to extend a greetings.
squishings can replace the words of farewell and goodbye, with a larger feeling of emotion

im going now, squishings

by lord bobo the manly sexilicious pirate ninja hobo clown September 1, 2006