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squealing racoon

when your have mad sex with the racoon and you stick your fat ass jumbo jack in a racoons eye and skull fuck it then you take the dead racoons carcas and then slap your partner's butt cheeks with it and then you squeal like a racoon... like tom cruise
connor riley..."man i tapped that racoon ass and gave my bus driver a squealing racoon."

BAMBAM said..." dude... your such a fuckin idiot... thats really fuckin nasty."
by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009
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Squeak

A squeak is the act of puffing a smaller than average vape (ex: Juul, STLTH, etc.).
Douchebag 1: (holding a Juul because he’s a douchebag)
Douchebag 2: Hey brotha can I get a squeak off that?
by ForTheBoys13 November 24, 2018
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German Squeal

A German squeal is a sound performed during a sexual act. In the film Inglourious Basterds, Josef Goebels performs a German squeal while having sex with his interpreter. It is a blood curdling pig like noise.

The goal of a German Squeal is to call one of your friends on the phone while you are doing it.
For an example of a German Squeal, see Josef Goebels, Inglourious Basterds
by David Low January 1, 2010
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Squeaker

A child around 6-11 prepubescent who plays fps games and has a high-pitched voice.

Often times , a squeaker will say a few words and then get verbally abused by anyone on the current game server.
Squeaker: Hi

Everyone Else: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SQUEAKER FAGGOT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PIECE OF SHIT STOP TALKING.
by FarkRegal July 21, 2014
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squeaky clean

Free from moral fault or taint; someone who was born into perfect family and his life is so perfect that he or she can't hande anything bad.
Don't you think Tim is cute?
He isn't "cute" but squeaky clean!
by Dajra February 27, 2016
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squeaker

prepubesent 9-12 yr old child that can usually find on xbox live and claim to have fucked your mother and scream every cuss word. im one of them sadly :P
guy: *kills squeaker in-game*
squeaker: FUCK YOU I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU IM GONNA HACK YOU AND FUCKING MURDER YOU
by some hackerman October 4, 2018
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squeacky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin wedgie.

First the victim is given a regular wedgie then pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.

This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.
I was at my friends house to paly mordern warfare 2. I lost so i was like nice game and his brother comes and gives me a hard regular wedgie then gave me a squeacky-clean wedgie.i was cursing and kicking at him but i was in too much pain.his brother pulled up my front so hard my underwear started ripped and i knew i was bleed and after 10 secs a friend of my friends brother starts too pull me front up soo hard and they both yank my underwear up and down and up and down! this is when i wore whity tighties and i was bleeding like hell, the underwear flossed my ass hard and i started getting out but i couldn't. i finally passed out and when i woke up i was found myself in a hanging wedgie with 2 guys pulling at my legs and me pissing myself. I noticed my ass stopped bleeding and i then noticed we were in a high tree. My friend was right under me soo if i fell, my balls would hit his head and my balls would be done. I saw that me and my friend were striped naked besides our underwear and crying so hard.after a day my friends branch broke and started falling strait into water naked. After a minute my underwear broke and i fell with no support and hit a branch ont he way down. My dick was burning on fire.when i got down i got balltaped a couple of HUNDRED of times. I never got revenge for that.
by bitasy February 25, 2010
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