snorkeling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.

by FoxNewsFred March 22, 2010

Wisconsin snorkel

When a man drops his testicles into his partner's eye sockets while flopping his penis into her mouth, making it be like a pair of goggles and a snorkel.

My best friend just gave his girlfriend the Wisconsin snorkel.

by Pete Jones III March 14, 2009

Belgian Snorkeler

A girl with a mohawk, who after you finished having sex with her and you drop a deuce, she lets you use her mohawk to wipe it up

Becky, oh my god, a good blowjob, but what a great belgian snorkeler

by AXMQ March 2, 2007

Pork Snorkel

Taking the Arabian Goggles to the next level. Arabian Goggles you place your balls into the eye sockets. You then go one step further and insert your dick into the mouth. Then you have a PORK SNORKEL.

Dude! Last night, I totally gave this chick a pork snorkel.

by By All Means March 4, 2011

sticky snorkel

When a girl shoots her load on the guys face during oral sex.

I went down on squirts mcgee last night.
What was it that bad?
Fuck that girl man, i got the sticky snorkel.
Damn man, that sucks.
Yeah i know, i had squiz in my fucking eyes dude.

by SS BOB November 9, 2010

Albuquerque Snorkel

Verb: The act of waking one's partner by inserting one's penis into their mouth.

"I'm having a horrible day. John was mad that we didn't have sex last night, so he woke me up with an Albuquerque Snorkel at 5am. I couldn't fall back asleep and now I'm exhausted and my fillings hurt."

by death2lois August 28, 2013

butt snorkel

a hand-held anal cleansing device, sometimes referred to as a hand-held bidet or Muslim shower.

Every time I try to use the toilet in India, the floor is covered with butt snorkel water.

by Butt Snorkel October 14, 2008