crustless socks

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.

Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

by toiletpaper96 June 12, 2018

my.socks.are.adopted

A tiktoker that is very overrated and needs this to be a word to be even more overrated!

Harold: "HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIKTOKER, 'my.socks.are.adopted'"

Bob: "No! I didn't know, but I do know.. *Looks At Person Reading This* That you should follow them *Winks*"

by AmazingWordsTodayKids May 30, 2020

Armadillo socks

You and your significant other roll around in circles in the room with your dick in her ass, while wearing socks

As The couple slowly Armadillo socks around their room they hear a knock at the door.

by Sir mannie thy trill May 8, 2021

shit his socks

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.

That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!

by Sargenitals July 5, 2018

socks

garments that go on your feet inside shoes, preferably not when wearing open-toed sandals.

When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.

by bleeeyuh December 5, 2004

cabin socks

A style of sock that is most commonly worn indoors during the winter season. Can come in many varieties such as cotton, wool, and aloe infused. They are crew in length.

“Are those cabin socks?
No they’re ski socks!”

by Seamonkey7 December 28, 2017

your mother cuts socks in hell

this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).

"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"

(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...

by Mariah Cary's Layered Syrup on my Nan November 4, 2006