speaking hyroglyphics

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.

E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.

by AssQ April 23, 2014

personally speaking

A redundant statement at the beginning of a sentence where the individual in question is stating that they are speaking for oneself as opposed to a group.

Personally speaking, that granola bar tasted pretty good.
Personally speaking, your favorite waifu is trash.

(Opposite: Speaking for the group, you are the most idiotic person in the department.)

by Blue Jay 95 August 15, 2019

French speaking person

ultimate pussy destroyer

you: je parle français
someone: damn you pussy destroyer, if you're French speaking person

by stewardo December 19, 2020

speaking in tongues

using your tongue to relay a spirtual message.

Billy Bob was speaking in tongues when he showed me what a Texas Taint Tickler was.

by Deborah Spicer September 21, 2006

Speaking British

When a speaker uses scholarly words in everyday conversation to make him/herself sound smarter.

Boy 1- So what’s up?

Boy 2- That habitual phrase is merely a proxy for the much neglected, “How are you today?” When you prompt me with-

Boy 1- Dude! Stop speaking british!

by YouHaveNoSense December 26, 2010

Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.

That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.

by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010

speaking Portuguese

Going down on a woman with a Brazilian.

I'm so tired - I was up late last night speaking Portuguese with my girlfriend...

by Late Eddie September 1, 2009