by shefw.ax September 04, 2022
Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.
(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)
(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)
I.e. “slappy broke the (_____) again”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA”
Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA”
Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”
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