Slappies

When two men are at adjacent urinals, it is common courtesy to ask if the man next to you needs slappies. Slappies is when you assist another man with "shaking the dew off the lilies" so-to-speak. You slap the man's d*ck to get the last few drops of urine out for him. It is also common for the slappee to ask the slapper if he would like slappies as well.

"Hey bro, need slappies?" "Yeah." "Ok!" *slaps* "Thanks man, do you need slappies?" "Yeah." *Slaps* "Thanks man." "No problem!"

by SHTH34D May 26, 2021

Slappy’s Lullaby

When a man masturbates to fall asleep

“I had trouble sleeping last night, so I tried Slappy’s Lullaby and fell right to sleep”

by NapoleonBonerfart9 December 7, 2024

Slappy

Someone who cheers for a team when they have no reason or affiliation to the team whatsoever.

Dude, I'm the Cowboys biggest fan!
I thought you were from North Carolina?!
I am.
You're a slappy!

by Savage3OO6 January 24, 2023

slappy cock

The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too

Slappy cock has crusty balls

by yufgawf December 28, 2023

Slappy

A girl or woman who is only used for sexual purposes

He doesn't like her like that, she is just a slappy

by Kiddkosmo April 28, 2023

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.

We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.

by CritMagnet February 8, 2024