shitfuck

When you miss the hole.

<< It has to be sad really short and fast>>

Person X: Ohh it feels so tight!!
Person Y: WRONG HOLE MOTHERFU****!!!!!
Person X: Oooooo shitfuck!!!!!!!

by CheperitoPepperoni March 27, 2017

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Shitfuck

The best My Little Pony background character; delivers telegrams to ponies all across Equestria. To be cherished and honored. Also Derpy’s (girl)friend.

Shitfuck: “Telegram for…”
Out of frame pony: “Don’t say it.”

by Krazyyouknowwho May 3, 2023

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A certain act of anal intercourse while falling out of a plane, in which the reciever has a case of rampant diarrhea, resulting in fecal matter being scattered about, covering his or her partner, any passing-by avian creatures- and in a few minutes time, the Earth below- in the unpleasant substance.

It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'

My parents are gonna kill me. I threw this party last night, and now the place is a skyhigh shitfuck.

by nowyouseeme September 7, 2010

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shitbrick

someone stupid. head as hard as a brick. also known as hard headed.

someone doing something idiotic.

by loser September 15, 2003

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SHITDICK

WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.

THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??

by FELONY211 March 8, 2010

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