Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017

Shitfag

a shitfag is someone who likes to follow people around and aggrovate the fuck out of them and has a harsh hovering smell of pure fucking shit

dude dakotah keeps aggrovating the fuck out of me at school

yeah.. hes a total shitfag you can just look at him and tell hes a shitfag

yeah.. total shitfag

hes never gonna get laid

by DanielToshington February 2, 2010

Shitfaced

When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.

Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

shitrapnel

Often associated with the heavy petting of kangaroos.

That's some shitrapnel, eh mate? ::heavy kangaroo petting::

by Stanley B. January 9, 2009

Shitlapped

You were so tired/pissed/hung over, that you shat yourself and it went on your lap

"Aww mate I was so Shitlapped last night"

by Klavdiya June 29, 2009

shitfacefucker

Someone who looks like Shit but at the Same Time they're a Face Fucker.

I Wish you'd Stop being such a Shitfacefucker.

by yukman July 24, 2011

Shitaphernalia

shi·a·pher·na·lia   /ˌshitəfərˈneɪlyə, -fəˈneɪl-/ shit-uh-fer-neyl-yuh, -fuh-neyl-

noun

1. ( sometimes used with a singular verb ) incredible amount of RANDOM equipment, apparatus, or furnishings
2. ( used with a plural verb ) personal belongings randomly misplaced in an unnatural location.

Let's go! Did you pack all your shitaphernalia?

My girlfriend keeps all her shitaphernalia in her glove compartment.

by MrBornSlippy November 9, 2012