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ShitTickets

Another ridiculous word to use when talking about toilet paper.
Hey, I'm stuck on the toilet & we're all out of SHITTICKETS!!!
by CJB1984 May 15, 2017
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Shitkickers

Shitkickers are what half of the population of guys in miffco wear in a daily basis with their black and red flannel and the baseball cap on and a fish hood on the bills
#ranger rick with his shitkickers on
by Awesome dancer May 21, 2018
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Shitkicker

Bill - we missed our turn we gotta take a shitkicker
Joe - you damn right we do
by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018
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shitlick

A type of exercise. In the instance where one person is ordered to do 30 'shitlicks', he must then drop on his/her back and crunch into his/her abdominal region as if performing self-fellatio on their 'asshole'. The unwavering rule of the shitlick is not take any regular breaths and presumably take on no tangible form.

The idea came from Nova Scotia in the late 1800's when New Zealanders took to the seas and had to thwart off the the local fisherman to monopolize the agricultural industry, thus winning the Cold War.
me: yo
friend: i just got done working out lol
me: OH WOW
you work out or something
lets go idiot
right now
give me 30
shitlicks
by Lussypips July 17, 2018
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Shitlicker

A person who has a shit taste in multiple subjects and doesnt know what's good
Person- Dude minecraft is getting this kick ass upda...

The shitlicker- Idgaf about minecraft fortnite is way better

Person- Stfu shitlicker your opinions dont matter
by Straight facts46290 February 14, 2020
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Shitlick

When your dog eats his own shit, and then kisses you getting it all over you.
His dog gave me a shitlick..
by Your Gays June 30, 2020
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Shidickery

What kind of shidickery is happening right now.
by Jaybeebee27 October 5, 2020
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