shitstick

A long stick usually used to pick up pieces of faecal matter by jabbing and lifting, then usually thrown or dropped somewhere. Is very disgusting and smelly. Can also be used as part of an insult about someones breath.

"Fuck sake Joe, did you brush your teeth with a shitstick?"

by Digney July 5, 2006

Shitstick

Another name for a Fishstick

"I'm not eating those damn shitsticks tonight!"
or
"John nicknamed his cat Shitstick because he was making fishsticks one day and the cat was begging for one, so he said "here you go Shitstick, enjoy!"
or
"Dammit, there's nothing to eat, what are we eating tonight? - Shitsticks !" *finger points to cat litter box*

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by JPelton September 27, 2010

Shitstickle

A frozen piece of shit that is used later as a cool refreshment

Oh that’s a yum shitstickle you have there

by STicklest February 14, 2019

Shit on a shitstick

Turn of phrase meaning the same thing as just saying "Shit!", "Crap!" or "That sucks", but with a bit more flair.

Upon arriving somewhere that's already closed: "Well, shit on a shitstick."

by Anony3000 March 5, 2017

shitstick

A device created by stiring the holding tank of an outhouse with a long pole, such as a broom handle.

Useful for dirtying white linens hung from a clothesline accross an alley that belong to families of warring neighborhood kids.

Originated in Greek ghetto of turn-of-the-century Dearborn, MI.

Cal smacked the neighbors' clothes with a shitstick!

by remoteinsanity June 15, 2004

shitstick

Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.

Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.

by King Jay July 4, 2008

shitstick

A real dull, under annoying person

"Bob doesnt want to party, he's being a real shitstick today!"

by average Joe December 24, 2002