shlumped

when you’re high and are just chillin and looking shlumped as fuck, or when you’re high is wearing off but you’re still high as fuck.

“Damn bruh you look shlumped lmao”
“i just shmoked like an hour ago💀”
“shiiiii lmaooo”

by Goats_r_gr8 May 7, 2018

Shlumpy

HOMO

The guy from what not to wear is a shlumpy.

by tom123456789wakawakawaka May 1, 2009

Shlumpkin

crumpkinblumpkin
To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

by Noons June 13, 2008

Shump

when you say you have to take a shit/dump and it comes out shump.

Holy shit i gotta take a shump.

by Tom Alumyzs July 2, 2008

Shumpkin

the act of receiving a blow job while the giving party, the one giving the blow job is defecating,

dude sherly gave me a shumpkin, she was totally takin a dump and sucked me off

by that1guy` September 2, 2010

Shump

Shump or Shumpei doesn't have any clear definition. It's meaning has been lost over translation from the ancient world of Japanese. These days, Shumpei or shump can be referred to anything, as a noun, verb, or adjective.

"Let's go shump that nigga up!"
"I got me a 10 dollar shump the other night. Wow, she was worth it!"

by Timmy Santino May 24, 2006

Shlump

Acting like an idiot for know reason when someone is pissing you off

ME: Why are you getting so mad?
Anthony: Cause you're pissing me off
ME: You're acting like a shlump

by Antm314IsACrag July 12, 2018