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Sharpie Houdini

A thot that gets sharpies stuck in her vagina
Yo sharpie Houdini when is that sharpie going to reappear.
by Johnny fuck face November 25, 2017
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Sharpie Ass

When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.
"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."
by Bootyboi98 January 6, 2020
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sharcid

A pretty girl thay truly loves a boy
And be together in the future with 2 kids
Sharcid and a boy forever.
by Jorge Munoz February 15, 2014
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Sharif'd

When you offer a woman money for sex and she still declines.
"Dude, I got sharif'd last night over text!"
"Damn, why would she turn down a sure thing?"
by VNOSOUND July 9, 2017
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Sharief

Sharief is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Sharief is a wonderful man.
Anna: Sharief made me fall for him but I don’t know if he likes me or not.

Meredith: there’s a way to find out. when you guys talk to each other, and he listens to you with full attention, it means he’s into you too!
Anna: really? I’m gonna give it a try!
by marcantttoinexx April 22, 2018
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Sharia Bluetooth

When an orthodox Muslim female utilizes her head scarf to hold her phone to her ear and mouth.
The only pairing going on in my car is an arranged marriage. I can make this call hands free thanks to my sharia bluetooth
by EggInThisTryinTime June 17, 2018
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shapinga

Shapinga is when you’re hitting your grandma from the back and simultaneously your uncle runs over your dog with a dump truck.
The other day I was performing shapinga at Grammy’s house and I went outside and found Scruffy bleeding out on the sidewalk.
by DommyDifference December 2, 2019
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