cast recolation surgery

A word you say when you told your girlfriend you broke your leg and really didnt. You say your in your home resting your leg (when your really playing basketball outside) and she wants to come over and see your cast. You tell her you cant because your about to go get a cast recolation surgery. It works. Trust me.

GF: Hey do you wanna hang out tomorrow?

Guy: Sorry i broke my leg and im getting a cast recolation surgery.

GF: Oh my word! That sounds terrible!

by Romanisrad February 22, 2009

sexual bypass surgery

A surgery that bypasses the sex that you are. For example if you are a male they dont care...you are going to get that damn ovary removed..

My uncles, dogs, neises, nephews, cousins, sister is going for a sexual bypass surgery tomorrow.

by Crunchy Toast August 12, 2006

Rocket Surgery

A word dumbasses use, in confusion with rocket science and brain surgery, when trying to insult someone else for not being able to perform a brainless task.

"Explaining this to you is like trying to explain rocket surgery to a retard!" "It's rocket science, you idiot."

"It's not rocket surgery!" "Of course it isn't, because that doesn't exist, moron!"

by Stewartalart October 9, 2011

Eye Surgery

The act of masturbation to completion in one's eye

Joe and Adam gave each other eye surgery last night.

by Giiza June 1, 2010

A surgery

To poke someone once in an uncomfortable area while displaying kind eyes and a calm demeanor while saying "A surgery"

Your friend is playing a video game minding his/her own business you walk over and poke him/her in the rib startling them as you say calmly "A surgery"

by Guy_Named_Hat September 14, 2011

plastic surgery

plastic surgery (n): A woman that is strictly polite, so that no curious male tries to go to her at all, because she looks like a plastic surgery.

You could not imagine, this Jasmine around: at last was known for a plastic surgery , after years that bullied she the men around, with her bitterness of her divorce; Every body was horrified of her frowns by her divorce.

by man!? March 25, 2017

Irish Plastic Surgery

n. Physical Spousal Abuse, esp. a husband hitting his wife.

When Irish Plastic Surgery is performed too often, it can leave a face leathery and weathered.

by Aubrassai March 14, 2011