self-fornicate

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

Self Cockscious

The feeling of inadequacy when someone comments on the size of your penis.

When she asked "are you in yet?" it made me feel self cockscious.

by Sweetnlowho February 10, 2019

self rez

Short for self resurrection which is mainly used in video games like Call of Duty Warzone

Buddy: I'm buying a self rez
Me: No don't buy it we need to get our Loadouts

by Maui865 October 30, 2020

poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop

I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.

by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014

Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!

A Harry Potter spell created by Voldemort. When performed on somebody it will force the unlucky victim to commit suicide. It was created when Voldemort was so bored of Avada Kedavra and the other unforgivable curses that he created it. When casting the curse you wave your wand in a V to make it work. It takes much training and experience to do it properly.

Voldemort at Harry: Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!
*Harry does Avada Kedavra on himself*

by Mr OceMcCool October 31, 2019

Self-Esteem Status

A status on facebook usually made by girls purposely written in a way because she knows the comments will make her feel good/pretty/ etc.

Annoying attention whore- *thinks* I feel ugly :(. I know! I'll go on facebook and make a self-esteem status

Annoying attention whore- I wish I looked like those victoria secret models! ugh :(

nicole- omg babigurl you do! &&luvu

brenda- you look way better than them!

Dave- shut up bitch

by brandon2k9 December 10, 2009

Self juicing

The act of mastrubating.

"Alex is nowhere to be found. Probably busy self juicing."

by Dalarass September 23, 2013