Selective Individualist

The proper term for someone who calls the rest of the world "sheep" and feels superior because he or she is "different" from them.

Selective Individualist: I'm better than you you conformist bunch of sheep.

Me: Hmm... I noticed you still conform to things like eating and breathing. If you truly wish to express dominance over me, stop doing those things A.S.A.P.

Selective Individualist: B-b-but... if I did that I would die!

Me: Sheep!!!!!

by He who shall not be named EVER July 02, 2009

Natural Selection

The process by which a man picks out the hottest girl in a group of girls, thereby 'selecting' her for mating and preserving her superior genes

How'd you find that hottie, Jim?

Easy, I just used good old fashion Natural Selection to zoom in on her!

by Mr. Ian Bailey November 18, 2007

Natural-Selection

Graphical fanboy community, occaisional serious members.

"Lets go chat in Natural-Selection, Flayra is so cool!"

by Mordain January 28, 2003

[Selective Hearing]

It's a way that the listener hear wad he wants to listen frm the speaker

She Says : Are You Freak To Listen To Rock?

You Say : Sorry I Cant Hear You (Selective Hearing)

by Pinak August 17, 2008

Selective Forgetness

The ability to 'forget' something just when the moment may suit the person.

"Hey, Elijah, you going out with Teresa tonight like you planned all month?"
"No man, her Selective Forgetness happened to kick in and she didn't ask her mom"
"Sorry man, I know you were really looking forward to it"
"Ya, but I don't want to be pulling a Teresa

by Vostroyan Pen May 26, 2009

selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole June 26, 2015

Manly Selective

Nerd School. If you go to this school you are immediately a nerd and high means social death. If you go to this school you aren’t invited to any parties and your friends from macka and balky care too much about their image to continue being your friend.

person 1: ugh who’s that person playing chess in public?
person 2: must be a manly selective student

by whisjeoew July 17, 2019