Scorndrake

akin to the tooth fairy, this mythical creature will sell your organs on the black market while you're asleep. ruh roh!

person 1: i got scorndraked
person 2: I LOVED drake's newest album!
me: give me back my organs, mr. shakespeare.

by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024

Scurning

The act of wearing tight pants and rubbing your thighs together to sexually stimulate oneself. Usually done in public places by perverts, or at a desk while gaming.

Person 1: "Ugh, that guy over in the corner has a sick look on his face!"
Person 2: "Vile... he's probably been here for hours, scurning non-stop."
Scurner: "I'm scurning"

by Riamburren December 23, 2024

Scoundrelocracy

A system of governance where scoundrels, rogues, and opportunists hold power—not despite their dishonesty, but because of it. Scoundrelocracy describes a political order where cunning, corruption, and self-dealing are not bugs but features—where the most malandro rise to the top because the system rewards rule-bending over rule-following. The term derives from the Brazilian "canalhocracia" (canalha = scoundrel + cracia = rule), capturing a profound political cynicism: we are governed not by the best, but by the worst—and the worst know exactly how to stay on top.

"Elections happen, leaders change, but nothing improves—because the system selects for scoundrels. That's Scoundrelocracy: rule by rogues, governance by grifters. The canalhocracia doesn't need to steal elections; it just needs to ensure that only those willing to steal can win."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Scoungering

Picking the individual rice grains off of a near-barren plate of rice and eating them.

My buddy got hammered at that Chinese place and started scoungering rice off his plate.

by bloorman November 24, 2025

Scorned woman

If you look in Webster's you will see a pic of Candace Owens. Bitter after touring with "happily married men of faith" during the best years of her life, making friends & then driven away.

Matt: Man did you see Candace today?
Michael: Matt, at this time allow me to quote Aquinas. He warned us, "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman."

by SINaLOT December 13, 2025

Julianna Scouras

the best lookin bitch you'll ever meet. she isn't rely nice to you unless you know her ;). usualy a virgin till grade 13 (aka university). will almost never dump you unless there is some one way way way way better than you. no jim of course.

HOLY SHIT is that your girl friend -Lils
Max- No but she's my X her name is Julianna Scouras
How did it end? -lils
Max- i just don't know it just did

by Mac Cook November 30, 2011

madiba-scorn

madiba-scorn, or scorn of madiba, (n) the lowest form of disgrace; such despicable behaviour that even Nelson Mandela would find it difficult to forgive.

Kate brought madiba-scorn upon herself when she spat in the face of her lesbian daughter.

by markomarko December 15, 2013