Schrödinger's Fuck

Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck

miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms

by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010

Schrödinger's leftist

A pussy commie snowflake who will beat you up and take away your free speech.

Tucker: “Leftists are effeminate socialists who need safe spaces for their little snowflake feelings.”

Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”

Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”

by ZakkFlash September 26, 2018

Schrödinger's Faggot

When someone thinks traps aren't gay as long as you can't see the dick

Guy 1: Traps are gay
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot

by Protegent August 28, 2017

Schrodinger's Keys

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.

That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!

by aalh November 12, 2014

Schrödinger's Can

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.

"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."

by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016

Schrodinger's Handjob

When you tittyfuck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a "handjob" but its also not really a "Tittyfuck"

man 1 - "Bro i just got a great tittyfuck from my girlfriend"

man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"

by Beastman723 April 7, 2017

Schrodinger's Kim

When North Korea's Leader has been assumed to be dead but there is no information to confirm or deny the claim.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Kim Jong Un might be dead?"
Person 2: "Yea but he's Schrodinger's Kim until anything is said about it"

by weswes887 April 28, 2020