The angry schrodinger is a sexual position which involves some messed up preparation.
First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.
Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.
ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.
Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.
ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
Bro1: "Why do you have a dead cat ?"
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
by 56df56 November 6, 2015
Get the angry schrodingermug. A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.
Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag
by PomuHub March 12, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebagmug. One who makes dumbass statements, particularly about fictional characters, and will decide to judge others either depending on their age or appearance.
*With one group* "You can't make porn of Kanna! I don't care if she's 4000 years old! She looks too much like a child!"
*With another group* "You can't make porn of Raphtalia! I don't care if she looks like an adult! She's still 10!"
*With one group* "You can't make porn of Kanna! I don't care if she's 4000 years old! She looks too much like a child!"
*With another group* "You can't make porn of Raphtalia! I don't care if she looks like an adult! She's still 10!"
by Johngamer221 July 17, 2020
Get the schrodinger’s dumbassmug. A senior politician who raped a child before entering parliament.
Now that his victim has commited suicide, the claim can not be proved in court.
Not can his non guilt be proved either
Now that his victim has commited suicide, the claim can not be proved in court.
Not can his non guilt be proved either
I can't believe scomo is just hoping this will all go away.
Who knew big Mac was a Schrodinger's rapist.
Who knew big Mac was a Schrodinger's rapist.
by 29gts11 February 27, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's rapistmug. Someone who decides how much he/she wants to use violence and tear apart government and society solely based on the consequences that come to them personally when others react to their actions, particularly in relation to the insurrectionists who stormed the US Capitol building on January 6, 2021, openly bragged about their participation and pride in their actions in online forums and social media, and then declared that they "regret" their actions after being arrested. It could apply to anyone who wants to cause chaos and tear apart or upend society for any reason but declares a sudden complete reversal upon realizing that others are not in favor of it and that there will be personal consequences for them. The implication is that the consequences and disapproval of others are the main/only reason for their stated regret or the reversal of their position. Related words: Schrodinger's asshole, Schrodinger's idiot
Newscaster: The man, one of many who stormed the Capitol building during the riots on January 6th, has been fired from his job and, if convicted, faces at least ten years in prison. His wife has declined to comment and has stated that she is filing for divorce. The man will be pleading "not guilty" and says that he "regrets" his actions that day. He insists that he did not actually enter the building itself, although he did post a video on Facebook last week of himself standing under the rotunda, screaming, "I have no regrets!" (shows video)
Viewer: Wow. Talk about Schrodinger's insurrectionist!
Viewer: Wow. Talk about Schrodinger's insurrectionist!
by dictionaryenchantress February 9, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's insurrectionistmug. A Twitter user incapable of understanding what being satire is, and when they get called out they say some stupid shit like “well, it was hard to tell if they were joking or not, and that’s what’s scary about today’s society...”
a: hey guys! i just burned down a nursery home!
b: hey, that’s not nice...
a: i was joking lol
b: OMG!!!! schrodinger douchebag!!!!!
a: shut the fuck up you schrodinger dumbass cunt
b: hey, that’s not nice...
a: i was joking lol
b: OMG!!!! schrodinger douchebag!!!!!
a: shut the fuck up you schrodinger dumbass cunt
by version2nd August 24, 2022
Get the schrodinger dumbassmug. The cat is both here and not here, while simultaneously being neither here, nor there. The cat cannot be nowhere, yet the cat is not everywhere. However, it may be anywhere, but it can only be somewhere. So, where is it?
"C'mon, just give up, already! You've been looking for that thing for hours! You might as well be looking for Schrodinger's Cheshire Cat!"
"But it has to be here. I've already looked everywhere, and I haven't found it anywhere. Perhaps if I start looking nowhere, I may end up finding it somewhere!"
"I swear you've gone mad, Bro."
"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad, here."
"But it has to be here. I've already looked everywhere, and I haven't found it anywhere. Perhaps if I start looking nowhere, I may end up finding it somewhere!"
"I swear you've gone mad, Bro."
"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad, here."
by RuBBa_cHiKiN December 1, 2009
Get the Schrodinger's Cheshire Catmug.