Schmender

The number of years a person self-identfies with, especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological age.

My friend Brian's age is 21 but his schmender identity is 78.

by Definition king 009 December 22, 2022

Dirty Schleimer

Similar to a dirty sanchez, while hitting it from the back proceed to insert your finger into your own ass and then fish hook the recieving party. This will cause an imeadiate reaction ( most likely suprise and disgust). Best to be performed after the climax of your sexual adventure.

Brandon: Rizzo gave me one hell of a Dirty Schleimer last nite! I didn't know another mans ass could taste so good!

by Booze Hound #1 (Biscuit) February 15, 2008

Schneided

Being drunk as fuck.

Kevin: Damn did you see Rachel last night? She had 7 beers!
Jake: Yeah she was so schneided!!!!

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

scheiber

A very hairy nipple that has a cheesy cream forming around it.

That chick drank New Jersey water, and now has a sheiber

by Christina May 13, 2005

Schlender

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011

schneid

An Alternate to "shit"

Dat be some Mo Foe'in schneid biatch!

by Drunkdirishman August 15, 2003

Schneidy Schneid

The dirtiest sex position on the face of the Earth

1: "Had sex with my bae last night; it was gnarly"
2: "Bro, that's rad! Did you pull any special moves?"
1: "Yeah, I pulled the Schneidy Schneid. She loved it."
2: "I'll remember that for when I lose my virginity!"

by elitistscholar May 6, 2014