schmurgus

schmurgus is schmurgus

I loved the part where schmurgus schmurged everywhere

by RyanGoslinglover911 August 22, 2023

schmirkster

A person who schmirks.

Taylor Swift is not only a songwriter, she is a frickin' schmirkster!!

by schmirkmister September 20, 2023

schmorgin

When you're too smart that your say nerd stuff during sex

I was schmorgin with Layla last night in bed..."

by WarPrimus773 December 26, 2023

Schmerkeling

Creepimg around, up to no good, being a weirdo

Who is that schmerkeling around my neighborhood at 1 am??!

by SSJ Goku January 2, 2024

Schmerhaps

Perhaps if it was quirky and strange

Schmerhaps we should acquire some snackage

by Rainjur February 17, 2024

Schmurking

The act of ejaculating and sucking it back up through the penis

The man was schmurking so that he didn’t have to pay child support.

by The Schmurker February 19, 2024

Schmerv

Raping someone after previously having concentual sex

My sisters ex schmerved her yesterday

by TrendySpending March 7, 2024