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Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.
Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"
by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009
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Schmoo

A small furry creature that resembles a platypus. It is known as the mascot of the Mu Omicron chapter of Alpha Phi Omega. Schmoos have been rumored to have magical powers.
"That schmoo is so cool, its wearing a hat!"
by mo pledge March 28, 2014
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Schmooked

To Be Beaten Shamefully
Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully
by Lachlan Hallal August 18, 2006
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Schmoo

a fat lazy cat or something or someone that doesnt move at all.
by Samatha November 16, 2003
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schmookos

Very little in relation to what was expected or needed.
"I really need to pay back debts, but I worked very few hours this month so I'm going to be paid schmookos."

"You ate so much! There's schmookos left for me!"
by Hamish Lindsell-Stewart March 19, 2008
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schmoffo

literally coffee. Or as a response to something pleasing.
"Mmm, a tasty cup of schmoffo."

"Are you all set to go?"
-"schmoffo."
by leasi February 18, 2009
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Schmooged

To get wasted or drunk. Lots of alcohol consumtion. To be intoxicated.
Betty and John got schmooged last night. Im going out to get my schmooged on.
by emtgurlmel July 21, 2009
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