schmirgin

someone who has not yet been deflowered by a schmidt

Listen Schmody, I have to admit that I am not a schmirgin.

by KateBrien October 15, 2017

Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018

schmigaton

schmigaton: like a gigaton (a billion tons) but imaginary, as in predictions about the global carbon cycle.

The panel of experts predicted that 11.47 schmigatons of carbon dioxide could be sequestered within the basement tunnels of the Capitol and the White House combined.

by carbonboffin July 8, 2018

Schwinger

An object in fast motion carrying high velocity that strikes another person and inflicts pain.

Marshall gave me a schwinger right to my beans!

by Rat Kraas August 7, 2018

schminfrastructure

The flip and purposeful perspective dismissing the need for preventative and corrective maintenance of government provided resources in roadways, parks and general services like water, electricity and gas utilities.

Taxpayers demand more from the schminfrastructure the city provides, because the citizenry can only take so many potholes, broken water mains and an underperforming council.

by Tater Tot Hot Dish December 18, 2019

Schmigma

Is the cheesy white substance that forms behind the head of penis when not kept clean. This condition is more common in uncircumcised men. Other known names are; head cheese and fromunda cheese.

No one likes schmigma for breakfast.

by Von Chickenfoot October 12, 2020

Schmigga

A man of foreign nationality who refuses to shower or use deodorant. Often found in the corner of classrooms slurping some type of soup.

Have you seen the new kid. He’s such a schmigga.

by Tootyfruityboy123 January 12, 2021