schmageggy

when an inexperienced chef makes scrambled eggs that have been cooked to the point of liquidisation.

"i made you schmageggy on toast, johnny"

by umbie March 22, 2004

Schmackle

The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.

I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.

by general weenis March 28, 2007

schmack

schmack means anything but no

"I think we should get some more." says Bill

"Schmack," replies Bob (meaning anything
but no)

by Bbob April 15, 2004

schmaling

a tall faget, abnormally tall and gay

abnormally tall and gay

by u no who it is April 28, 2004

schmack

An intense for of smacking someone.

"You have nice boobs" says Fred.
"Shut up before I schmack you" says the sumo wrestler.

by Lexis November 25, 2004

Schalacking

Rubbing ones testicles on the forehead of a sexual companion or random person.

Man, that guy gave g a real schalacking

by BobbinHood December 28, 2005

schmaltz

Any unidentified, nasty, liquid-like substance; usually very questionable in what the hell it actually is...

Be careful with this container Bill; it's full of some weird schmaltz...

by Testies321 August 12, 2010