Schleeling

Something you can't do in murpanico

"No Schleeling in murpanico!"

by Shrimpimp July 23, 2024

schleeg

The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.

"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."

"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."

by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024

schleeg

The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.

"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."

"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."

by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024

Schmeebe

Der Ausdruck „Schmeebe“ lässt sich auf die Reisinger-Dynastie zurückführen und wurde vor allem in Mitteleuropa verwendet. Heute ist dieser Begriff nur noch in Teilen des Mühlviertels zu hören und ist fast in Vergessenheit geraten.

„Schmeebe“, die Kurzform von „Schmeeb the Meb“, bezeichnet eine Person, die die alte Handwerkskunst der Fortbewegungsmittelreparatur erlernt hat. Um als Schmeebe bezeichnet zu werden, ist es nicht nur erforderlich, sich der Instandsetzung aller gängigen Fahrzeuge zu widmen, sondern auch ein Leben als Minimalist zu führen.

I mog in Schmeebe

by MisterSpex June 30, 2024

Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.

Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."

by C_Corpze October 26, 2024

Schmeebadoobus

Everything except for shortbread

Yall fw schmeebadoobus?

by HarleyCantAim December 27, 2024

schneeberg

German coke zero. An herbal snuff made up of glucose and menthol that is used exactly like cocaine and gives a short burst of energy. All the fun of doing coke, without any harmful side effects or being traceable in your body. A fan favorite among those in fraternities, on parole, or in rehab.

Jack: Bro you tryna do rails tonight?

Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.

Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.

Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!

by naturdaysareFTB January 14, 2025